Joseph A. Perry Jr. O.D.
This is Joseph Perry at age 9 with his verbally abusive sister, Sharyn. Although the picture is inconclusive, she's forcing a sharp pencil in his back. After years of torment, he left home and enrolled in Optometry school. To say that Joseph was not one of the brighter lads on campus is an understatement. If the truth were known, he graduated at the bottom of his class. As Dr. Joe strode across the stage at graduation, the dean said "That man graduated?". The president gave him a boot. From these humble beginnings, Joseph has built a barely respectable practice in Norco by trying harder and caring for all of his patients. In fact, he has a cell phone to respond off-hours to any contact lens emergency or other eye problem. Of course, he usually forgets to carry it. In conclusion, the man to see in Norco for your vision needs is Dr. Joseph Perry. If you're not happy with your glasses or contact lenses, his father and I will be most distressed. You can bet I'll paddle his britches at his next visit home and make him give back your money. Thank you for your time....P.S. My son is not good looking (like his late Uncle Elmo, may he rest in peace) so he wears a beard to cover his face. As an adult man, he also has never owned a suit in spite of my constant needling. Mercifully, any positive comments about his appearance will be greatly appreciated by the family.